Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
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I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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