So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
