Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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