Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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