My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
