Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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