So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
