it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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