Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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