i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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