She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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