I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
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