wakey wakey hands off snakey
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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