her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Randomize
