I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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