Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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