Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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