i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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