I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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