just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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