omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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