so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I look better un-naked...
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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