His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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