Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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