That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Floor bacon is actually really good
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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