I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
did i just pee glitter
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