Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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