I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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