I wish I could teleport
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana