no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital