god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
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I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.