I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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