He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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