what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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