Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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