We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
We are all done wearing pants today
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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