love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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