I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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