i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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