normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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