So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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