yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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