Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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