Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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