the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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