This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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