no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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