know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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