you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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