I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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