it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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