with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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