is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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