im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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