I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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