No I am not eating basil off your cock
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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