people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
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I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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