Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
