i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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