8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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